3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.(This one got extra credit.)11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.12. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.13. Glibido:. Frank had shined it up and restored it. The Mustang, much like its owner, had been through a lot over the years, but with some tender loving care it had became whole again. Frank delivered the car and the keys to Angel a week early because he couldn't stand to wait any longer. The car had been one of the only things Angel had ever owned in her life, and she loved Frank for restoring it for her."God I would kill for a cigarette about now," Angel said nervously as the time for the ceremony approached. It was her nerves talking."No!" Rori said emphatically. "You and Pop made that deal three months ago that you would give up cigarettes and he would eat salads for lunch every day." I remember," Angel said in frustration. "I don't know what I was thinking, but you have to admit Pop's lost some weight lately, he looks pretty good." Yes he's a lot fitter," Rori said."And friskier," Claudia shook her head and then she blushed when she realized she had said that in front of her daughters,.
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